Three packs. Weekly pricing. One dog. Whole family.
Hormozi-simple: not twelve products — three weekly Remi packs at
$7 · $12 · $15, plus free intake and $50 problem videos on the side.
Cancel any week. Parent is always admin. Kids only with parent consent.
How the ladder works.
Free week (or free taste) gets names and phones — we kill them with kindness.
$7 Starter is the soft yes (expected churn).
$12 Home is the maybe (real Remi, light game).
$15 Family is the no-brainer for households with kids: scoreboard, up to 5 people, walk/feed/water game, Remi nudges, parent fairness report, incident path, library while active.
Secure Stripe checkout (weekly · cancel anytime)
Enter the parent email before you pick a pack. You’ll finish payment on Stripe. After pay: build The Pack profile and Talk to Remi.
Offer A · Soft yes
Remi Starter
Cheap entry. Name · cell · dog. Soft Remi disney for the parent — not the full family ops system.
$7 / week
≈ $28–$30 / month · cancel anytime
Parent + dog profile (breed, birthday / life stage)
One adult channel: Talk to Remi (email / web)
Continued fix-week style tips by email
Light dog birthday note to parent only
Limited photo album on your pack
One soft training tip per week (not full video library)
Always-open door to upgrade Home or Family
Not included: multi-kid SMS, walk scoreboard, full library, fairness reports.
Offer B · The maybe
Remi Home
Real Remi voice + light duties for smaller households (parent + one partner or one older kid).
$12 / week
≈ $48–$52 / month · cancel anytime
Everything in Starter
2 household seats (parent + 1)
Stage-aware Remi replies (puppy / teen dog / adult)
Light duty list: walk · food · water (check off on site)
Weekly Remi’s note to parent
1 × $50 problem-video credit every 4 weeks (or apply as 25% off singles — same value)
More photo / short clip room
One clear family rule delivered each week
Kids SMS roster & full 5-person scoreboard stay on Family.
No-brainer · families
Offer C · Family of ~5
Remi Family
The dog runs the roster so parents nag less. Kids win MVP. Walks, feed, water — scored fair.
$15 / week
≈ $60–$65 / month · cancel any week · cheaper than one private lesson
Everything in Home
Up to 5 seats (e.g. 2 parents + 3 kids)
Scoreboard game: who fed first · watered · walked · walk count + duration
Priority Ask Steve slot each month (when queue open)
Under-13 seats only with parent consent. Bite/injury → vet first; Remi never replaces emergency care.
What free still does (before any pack)
Free 7-day fix week + 5 Senses stays free and valuable — that’s Offer 0.
We capture parent email + cell, dog name/breed, and invite kids/birthdays into The Pack.
Free is not the full SMS scoreboard. Free is kindness + data.
Start free week →
· 5 senses guide →
Still available a la carte
$50 — One problem. Fixed.
Not a subscription. Pick the behavior, pay $50, whole family watches the same Steve video. Paywall stays on the rest of the library unless you’re on Remi Family (library while active).
Ladder stays tight: +$5 from Home to Family buys the whole house game
The game (built for Family $15)
Example: Remi the German Shepherd + three kids. Remi texts (with parent OK):
“Who walks me today?” Middle kid answers “I got it” most weeks.
Sunday, parents see the board — walks, feeds, water, minutes on the trail —
and can thank the middle kid without becoming the bad guy. The dog balanced the house.
First to feed / first potty can earn a daily badge
Walk count + duration (log minutes)
Weekly MVP celebrated in the parent digest
Remi invites the lagging kids gently — no public pile-on
Parents: one less nag cycle; kids: real responsibility
Quick compare
Feature
Starter $7/wk
Home $12/wk
Family $15/wk
Parent + dog profile
Yes
Yes
Yes
Talk to Remi
Parent only
2 seats
Up to 5 seats
Duty check-offs
—
Light
Full game
Walk duration tracking
—
Optional
Yes
SMS / “Who walked me?”
—
Limited
Yes (parent gate)
Fairness report to parent
—
Light weekly note
Full scoreboard
Kid birthday cards from dog
Parent only
Yes
Yes
Incident → parent CC + fix path
Basic tip
Yes
Priority
$50 video help
Buy a la carte
1 credit / 4 wks
Library while active
Best for
Solo adult / testing
Couple or 1 kid
Family of ~5
The no-brainer pitch (Family $15)
Cheaper than one private lesson. Fits up to five people.
The dog reminds the kids so parents don’t nag.
Feed · water · walk scoreboard with duration.
Full fix library while you’re subscribed.
Birthday cards from Remi. Cancel any week.
Against a $3,000 board-and-train, $15/week is comedy.
Parent is billing admin. Members under 13 require verifiable parental consent; we recommend kids messaging only on parent-approved lines.
Remi is coaching and training guidance — not veterinary care. Injury or serious bite: stop, get medical help, then train.
Subscriptions bill weekly until canceled. Free week and $50 singles remain separate product skus.
Checkout creates a Stripe weekly subscription. Profiles still collect at
My Pack. Questions: contact us.