Three packs. Weekly pricing. One dog. Whole family.
Hormozi-simple: not twelve products — three weekly Remi packs at
$7 · $12 · $15, plus free intake and $50 problem videos on the side.
Cancel any week. Parent is always admin. Kids only with parent consent.
How the ladder works.
Free week gets names and phones — we kill them with kindness.
$7 Starter is the soft yes.
$12 Home is light duties for small households.
$15 Family is the no-brainer for kids at home:
Who Takes Care of the Dog Best (feed · walk · bathroom · care),
parent-phone duty texts so you stop nagging, scoreboard + fairness report,
up to 5 people, Talk to Remi, Lucy coaching, library while active.
That sibling game alone is worth ~$7/wk of parent sanity.
Secure Stripe checkout (weekly · cancel anytime)
Enter the parent email before you pick a pack. You’ll finish payment on Stripe. After pay: build The Pack profile and Talk to Remi.
Offer A · Soft yes
Remi Starter
Cheap entry. Name · cell · dog. Soft Remi disney for the parent — not the full family ops system.
$7 / week
≈ $28–$30 / month · cancel anytime
Parent + dog profile (breed, birthday / life stage)
One adult channel: Talk to Remi (email / web)
Continued fix-week style tips by email
Light dog birthday note to parent only
Limited photo album on your pack
One soft training tip per week (not full video library)
Always-open door to upgrade Home or Family
Not included: multi-kid SMS, walk scoreboard, full library, fairness reports.
Offer B · The maybe
Remi Home
Real Remi voice + light duties for smaller households (parent + one partner or one older kid).
$12 / week
≈ $48–$52 / month · cancel anytime
Everything in Starter
2 household seats (parent + 1)
Stage-aware Remi replies (puppy / teen dog / adult)
Light duty list: walk · food · water (check off on site)
Weekly Remi’s note to parent
1 × $50 problem-video credit every 4 weeks (or apply as 25% off singles — same value)
More photo / short clip room
One clear family rule delivered each week
Kids SMS roster & full 5-person scoreboard stay on Family.
Kids game · no-brainer
Offer C · Family of ~5
Remi Family
Stop minding “who walked the dog?” Kids compete. Parents see the board. Worth more than $7 of nagging alone.
$15 / week
≈ $60–$65 / month · cancel any week · cheaper than one private lesson
Everything in Home
Who Takes Care of the Dog Best — feed · walk · potty/bathroom · overall care
Parent-phone duty texts (“Who let the dog out?”) — first honest “I did it / I’m going to” scores
Never kids’ email — only adult cell for competition SMS
Scoreboard + Sunday fairness report — who is crushing it, who free-rides (Ava 20 · Sam 2)
Up to 5 seats (e.g. 2 parents + 3 kids)
Talk to Remi + Lucy AI coach · parent always admin
Full problem video library while subscribed
Birthday & holiday notes “from Remi” to approved list · parent gate
Incident path (bite / food freak-out) → parent CC + right fix video
Under-13 only with parent consent. Bite/injury → vet first. Competition texts: parent phone only.
Free 7-day fix week + 5 Senses stays free and valuable — that’s Offer 0.
We capture parent email + cell, dog name/breed, and invite kids/birthdays into The Pack.
Free is not the full SMS scoreboard. Free is kindness + data.
Start free week →
· 5 senses guide →
Still available a la carte
$50 — One problem. Fixed.
Not a subscription. Pick the behavior, pay $50, whole family watches the same Steve video. Paywall stays on the rest of the library unless you’re on Remi Family (library while active).
Ladder stays tight: +$5 from Home to Family buys the whole house game
Who Takes Care of the Dog Best? (built for Family $15)
This is the value-add parents actually feel. You no longer remind kids every night.
Remi / Lucy-class duty texts go to the parent phone
(“Who fed Remi?” · “Who let the dog out?” · “Who is walking?”).
First honest reply credits that kid. Scoreboard tracks feed, walk, bathroom, overall care.
Sunday fairness report: who is carrying the house — who is free-riding. Character + less nagging.
We never collect kids’ emails. Worth ~$7 of parent sanity by itself · included in Family.
Metrics: feed · walk (count + minutes when logged) · bathroom / potty · overall care
Parent SMS gate only · no child email · first “I did it / I’m going to” scores
Weekly MVP + soft nudge to lagging kids (no public pile-on)
Talk to Lucy free: grab kid name + ages · enroll competition · graduate to Family for full texts/scoreboard
Starter omits multi-kid SMS game · Home is light check-off · Family is the full sibling race
Cheaper than one private lesson. Fits up to five people.
Who Takes Care of the Dog Best turns sibling era into fair chores —
parent SMS so you stop nagging; scoreboard so free-riders show up on Monday.
Full fix library while you’re subscribed. Birthday cards from Remi. Cancel any week.
Against a $3,000 board-and-train, $15/week is comedy.
Pre-enroll kid names/ages free with Lucy.
Parent is billing admin. Members under 13 require verifiable parental consent; we recommend kids messaging only on parent-approved lines.
Remi is coaching and training guidance — not veterinary care. Injury or serious bite: stop, get medical help, then train.
Subscriptions bill weekly until canceled. Free week and $50 singles remain separate product skus.
Checkout creates a Stripe weekly subscription. Profiles still collect at
My Pack. Questions: contact us.